Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
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Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head, and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
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anthonydpalm 18
When I was playing dodgeball in 2nd grade, a ball hit me in the face and shattered my glasses, so as I bent over to clean up the mess, everyone targeted me and hit me about 15 more times
JustJumped 22
Always remember the 5 D's of dodgeball. Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
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topside3 11
It's always worse when you can't see it coming
anthonydpalm 18
When I was playing dodgeball in 2nd grade, a ball hit me in the face and shattered my glasses, so as I bent over to clean up the mess, everyone targeted me and hit me about 15 more times
ohSNAPyall 27
Dodgeball is brutal.
132ikl 11
Those people are male gentalia
mds9986 24
When I was in school, we had these stupid foam balls that were stupidly hard to even throw cause they were so light and they were always ripped up
Pixelatedpotato 28
As painful as they were, I miss the rubber balls they used to use
c0ffeeb3an 15
Why would you even look for it? a) it's hopeless; b) it's too dirty to be reused anyway.
Mathalamus 25
pretty sure you can wash it.
Pentium_4 27
exactly. can you imagine putting it back in your eye after it hit a gym floor? I'd rather have the poor vision lol
Pentium_4 27
@8, they dry out insanely fast unfortunately
mwali02 32
lol. Reusing a contact lens after picking it off the floor and rinsing it off? Depends on how badly you need an eye infection... No thank you! Sorry for your sour luck OP!
MamaChey 24
OP probably bent down to search for it out habit/instinct. Who hasn't dropped their contact putting it in and immediately bent down to search for it? Unfortunately, this was wrong place, wrong time.
SilverInGray 25
Can... Can all of you afford to get new contacts every time you drop them? Find it, rinse it, maybe let it soak for awhile in solution. I definitely don't just get new contacts every time one hits the ground.
PencilTips 19
#38, contacts are fairly priced to be honest, yet I drop them too many times to count, and I would have to shell out alteast an extra $500 for all the times they touched the floor in the past 6 months. But I am talking about 3 month use contacts, comments above are probably talking about daily use contacts, ones that you throw away at the end of each day, they are very cheap and come in huge packs. Also, I have tried to re insert a contact once that fell, by only rubbing some of the disinfectant solution, but even then my eye turned red and burned. They should be left in the solution for 4 hours to be safe to use again and there would not be any infections or risks. Unless the solution is older than 24 hours...
Dawnoftime 12
"Before you destroy your enemy, you must take out their eyes."-People on the other dodgeball team
JustJumped 22
Always remember the 5 D's of dodgeball. Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
stryder9090 28
We must have been typing this at the exact same time -_-
JustJumped 22
To be honest I was amazed no one had said it already
PharmacyJoe 13
You said dodge twice!
stryder9090 28
Next time just remember the 5 "D's" of dodgeball! Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!
nerd102 19
There's always that one day where the whole class stops to search for a contact.
nemouisu 22
I bet you didn't see that coming
ProtoBird 13
I didn't see a lot of things lql
laurenhem 26
Why is this under intimacy?
born_hustla 26
So you stopped in the middle of a game of dodgeball to look for your contact? Ever heard of the saying "there are no time outs during war"? You were literally being a sitting duck!