Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
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cristiannnnnnnnn 0
he's like tea, hot n steamy done in two minutes
LemonStarship 5
He must of been doing the Swedish helicopter for those 2 minutes.
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Comments (65)
Occums_Razor 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
fattie!
crazydudefrom90s 10
For some reason I was expecting the FML to end differently. "....wore him out last night. We didn't see each other last night. FML."
Killuhk 8
I was thinking either A) he sent the text to the wrong person. B) he just really sucks. or C) you failed to pick up on his sarcasm lol
smurfer 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
no u had more,, it just passed by as if it was for 2 min (ur bf)
Hollzbananza 15
What?
isallwaysme 27
people like you should not comment.
wilber245 16
wut do u mean we shud not comit - (Sarcasm)
Fmypanda 0
Ouch! Poor guy.
blakehilli8 0
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Ketsuhime 0
haha this is hilarious.
LemonStarship 5
He must of been doing the Swedish helicopter for those 2 minutes.
redshortsx 0
major sex fail. your a lousy lay. lol
KinqLeo610 0
super fail XD
junjunbun 28
It's more the opposite #7. She's such a good lay he's done in 2 min...
Starfire22 5
hmmm guess that's long for him? Mine doesn't get worn out for awhile... guess he needs to work on his stamina...
omgzdude 0
that only means you did a good job....
xdyingxwishx 0
Wow, I'm sorry for you, he must have like no endurance.