Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Top comments
tateh22 1
Ouch, I would throw his food away and tell him to buy his own shit from now on!
BeatlesObsessed 12
You should've taken over and saved him some work. ;)
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Comments (132)
tateh22 1
Ouch, I would throw his food away and tell him to buy his own shit from now on!
bhangu023 0
That Saves you time, strip down and start riding!
gamercanadian 11
Kidha bhangu lol, Ye u should've stripped down ahaha
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
1- who said that OP was buying stuff for her boyfriend?
pinkspaceboundro 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Obviously he just isn't wanting to have sex with you.
enonymous 9
Was he watching the food network? That shit gets me all hot and turned on too... ******* creme fraiche
StoryOfTheYear 15
Naw, I'm sure it was just Brazilian fart ****.
Dudelike89 8
42- she just needs to start exercising with the shake weights.
rogerusmc23 0
Maybe OP is a fatty.
Chunkylover76 4
Maybe you're a self centered douche bag!?
dre_bro11 12
OP, two can play that game. Wait till he begs for sex, and do likewise.
TexasRanger95 0
Or just use his shake weight.
Jovecove 13
Do not underestimate the bond between a man and his hands.
6joe9 0
There's 2 explanations , either he's gay or OP is so ugly !
R34luver 5
Op dont take it so seriously! It wuz there before you showed up and its gonna be there wayyyyy after you leave ;)
jaint 0
You must suck in "the sack" haw haw
StoryOfTheYear 15
No, he's just more of a handyman.
poostool 5
Maybe the problem is that she is always gettin her food on. Not everyone's into that
Alleged_Cranium 7
Just because OP has a ****** doesn't mean that sex with her is better than with a hand.
jaint 0
69- just cos you string words together doesn't mean you actually make any sense...
guitarbeast 22
I guess he just loves his hand
cheesenuggrt 5
Actually, that may be true. Many, many men would rather ********** than have sex. Go to Jackinworld.com and you will find out. Masturbating gives a different pleasure than sex. Also, masturbating is quicker (just thought I'd put that in). Sorry OP, maybe next time.
SteveTheJanitor 6
Or when OP was out buying food he became really horny and she wasn't there so the only way he could control himself was to play with himself. Totally understandable.
belkinbra 12
Your boyfriend is lazy. FYL for having a bad boyfriend.
cameron194 9
the only gf a man will ever need .. "palm"ala Anderson:D
asherah14 7
Ugh! That's totally not true. One, a lot of men find her fakeness (boobs, hair, all the makeup, etc) unattractive. Two, a relationship provides a companionship/partnership that a hand can never replace. We all know masturbation is a lot less work and has it's place in every relationship but to choose it over your partner is a huge rejection. So sorry OP.
rebanne 5
My asshole partner does the same. Ugh ??
22cute 17
There's a very good chance you and Op's boyfriends are gay.
Blissfull_Sin 7
Wtf... That's supposed to be the option when ur NOT AROUND! not when u are around!! The man I been with for 6 years, husband of 4 of those years let's me know if I go to sleep without giving him any all types of violations is goin to happen!
stephytalbot 0
umm my ex boyfriend did that all the time. he actually had a masturbation / addiction to **** problem. Get out now if he's not wanting to get help for it. it only gets worse and you start to feel horrible about yourself if you don't already. He would ********** for the entire time I was at work then not be into it for when I got home. like I said, get out now!
rebanne 5
Yep mine has that problem too. Sighs. Men suck.
lavantant 3
Go after women. I'm sure they're WAAAAY less complicated for you to deal with... And either way you're trying something new
hawaiianfire 0
Then take an active interest in what he's watching, and re-enact it. Or if that's beyond the question, sit there with him and make him feel awkward about it. Don't just complain and leave... If you really care about your boyfriend, then something like this can't get in the way of your relationship. If that's something you can't/will not do, then congratulations you figured out that you really don't care about him. You are just using the relationship so that you can either a) have sex without being called a **** b) have financial support/ a place to stay c) need the attention.
baseballplaya5 7
Sometimes a guy just wants to enjoy himself don't take it personally OP
dakins 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No, no they don't. That's just u. Op has relationship issues
karagarren 8
To me masturbation is way different. sex involves effort to emotionally and physically please your partner. masturbation is easy. don't feel bad he didn't feel like it. he just feels if he has sex with you that you deserve his full effort. :)
maskedman 9
It may seem selfish but I totally agree with karagarren.
fr33m3xican 0
the hand maybe does a better job? I don't know I'm just spit ballin here.....
whitesox365 0
Men are pigs yes, but cheating on you with his hand? Dispicable...
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
...despicable
RA661 8
You know, some girls do that too... But I can see why you would call men pigs. I've heard that girls don't poo.
BeatlesObsessed 12
You should've taken over and saved him some work. ;)
SteveTonyY 3
I like your thinking!
camera123 0
Maybe he's actually homosexual....
Shrike 24
oh here we go with the retarded gay comments..
camera123 0
Oh here we go with the " oh here we go " retarded hater questions.
titopei 0
Give him a hand
winnn_fml 0
Check your gaydar if it's still working properly
TheCylonmaster 3
Your pic + comment + win!