Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Lazy ass
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
I don't owe you anything
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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wvcheesehead1 9
Depends on who you wanted to have it with.
SakataGintoki 9
Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,
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Comments (165)
Jon15805 7
this is ridiculous. I don't mind having sex three times a day for a month if that's what was wanted. Damn there is something wrong with him. Lol
Jakespeed207 4
Not necessarily. All guys are different in thoughts and actions, so he may just be different than most super horny guys like you.
chellytiger 12
I completely agree. I can be the same way.
lulubelles 33
Get yourself a rabbit, you obviously want sex more than he does
coolboy675 16
Because ********** is the best option, yup.
hermitknut 22
As in rampant rabbit, #18. The sex toy. At least, I hope that's what #14 was referring to...
lulubelles 33
18 I was thinking more of the battery operated variety but hey, whatever floats your boat.
great1_23 4
BOB - Battery Operated Boy
Kingbreezy04 10
Well if you choose a rabbit then your choices are limited. Bugs got with Lola at the end of Space Jam and I think Roger and Jessica stayed together through the patty cake scandal. You don't want to be a home wrecker OP, choose wisely.
RedPillSucks 33
I don't know. Jessica seemed kind of lose and easy to me. Rrrraarrhh!
brandeeeeee 4
Hells yeah I'm a rabbit
coolboy675 16
Well if your man ain't gonna do the job, there's always Palmela Handerson.
apollojon 11
I think a girl might prefer Pinky McFist.
DanielleinDC 34
Or any variety of toys you can buy online. BOB--battery-operated boyfriend!
Kalipczo 21
Huh maybe he's lacking testosterone or something.. Guys usually want it again as soon as their refractory period is over. Then again the length of those periods vary from man to man, so maybe his refractory period lasts longer than most.
Enslaved 38
Make it three days in a row and he'll start singing Rick James- Super Freak. Wait he is is talking about sex with "him" right? ;)
BabySparkle1 15
I had this song in my head when I read this FML. :)
Enslaved 38
Shoot, my boyfriend sang it to me at karaoke. The FML community were not sympathetic. :P
BabySparkle1 15
Are you a super freak too? ;)
Enslaved 38
Temptations sing! Ohhhhh ;)
wildsweetchild 19
Looks like he has some issues...mental, physical or maybe even both. Sorry OP, but hopefully things will change and maybe you'll even find yourself a compatible partner ;) good luck !
DjeePee 25
A relationship with someone who has an higher/lower libido than yourself isn't impossible, but it can be very frustrating for both partners. This being said, it's entirely possible that his lower sex drive isn't his natural one, but that it's caused by some other factors: maybe he doesn't find the sex satisfying enough, maybe he has a lot of stress, maybe something personal happened to him... So we'll end with the normal relationship advice: talk to him.
charvisioku 22
Oh god I couldn't be with someone like that. A low libido I could (just about) deal with but someone who degraded me for having a higher sex drive than them (or lower, if that was the case)? **** off, mate. I'd rather have a boyfriend who respects me, thanks.
Perfectg 9
Did you have sex ?
cheertrombonist 9
Why do you need to know? •___•
nnnope 26
I feel your pain OP. My boyfriend called me a sex addict the first time I wanted to do it two days in a row. He actually suggested I seek psychiatric help. I'm usually lucky if he's up for it twice a week. So yeah, you're not alone. ):
ARod11SoCal 4
sorry :( dang sucks