Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
He's clearly lost interest and disrespected you. It's time for him to go.
Brightside86 31
After all the stories of sneaking around, kind of refreshing to hear someone be so direct.
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Comments (10)
cuz803 46
Welp, I guess he gave you the solution
Hangryko 32
He's clearly lost interest and disrespected you. It's time for him to go.
Brightside86 31
After all the stories of sneaking around, kind of refreshing to hear someone be so direct.
yup0308 7
Come on down....
nayna 2
girl drop him
wawa_sxm 15
either talk to him and find out whats wrong or just give up and move on like most do when an inconvenience happens
rotflqtms_ 21
lol, something inconvenient? He told her to find someone else.
peterblackmer91 12
Um...I think begging for sex is your first clue he's just not that into you.
Michelle Renee Ravenscroft 5
Maybe he's depressed. Maybe he hasn't been in the mood. It's not okay for Men to pressure women to have sex (whether they are in a relationship or not. Your boyfriend or girlfriend are not OWED sex) and it's goes the same for women pressuring men.. You should talk to him about what he's feeling instead if constantly begging for sex. Maybe he already feels like shit and you're making it worse and so he responded like that. It could be about cheating or loss of interest. But that is not always the case. Talk to him.
theproblemboblem 6
It’s owed when they say “yeah I’m down, give me a minute” and that minute turns into weeks or months. I know when I’m being used. ✌🏼 thanks for the advice everyone. Everyone except you.
lexxiasaurus 31
this is how my husband and I ended up now divorced. he out of nowhere started to pull closer to work and his dreams until one day he told me he doesn't have time for me or my needs because he needs to make his dreams come true in life