Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said that I tried to initiate sex too often, and that made me emasculating and unladylike. According to him, men should be the ones to initiate, and women should wait until the man does so. Sorry for wanting sex more than once every other month. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML
Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years said he wanted an open relationship. When I asked if it was because I wasn’t good enough to fulfill his needs, he got mad at me and now expects an apology. FML
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GoogieWithers 25
You may have different sex drives. There is nothing wrong with that, but you may not be compatible long term.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Maybe you both should have had a talk about expectations before things got to this point.
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Comments (4)
Wadlaen 24
Sounds like a bad boyfriend; I was together with my ex fiancé for three and a half years, and we never had sex, yet managed to have a loving and fulfilling relationship most of the time we were together.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Maybe you both should have had a talk about expectations before things got to this point.
Lost Reggie 22
You deserved it. He deserved sex.
core01 30
No one deserves to use someone else's body at will
Lost Reggie 22
He didn't force it, he asked, for six weeks. He was completely justified in kicking her out, and hopefully, he ended the relationship. He deserved to feel loved and respected.
thinman12345 17
But they do both deserve a satisfying relationship. He wasn’t getting what he wanted so he’ll find someone that will satisfy him.
thinman12345 17
But they do both deserve a satisfying relationship. He wasn’t getting what he wanted so he’ll find someone that will satisfy him.
GoogieWithers 25
You may have different sex drives. There is nothing wrong with that, but you may not be compatible long term.