Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lazy ass
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
I don't owe you anything
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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wvcheesehead1 9
Depends on who you wanted to have it with.
SakataGintoki 9
Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,
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Comments (165)
jfarrow9703 11
period is right, maybe he's on his! you shure that was a dick?
holeyman 8
Hit me up
Axel5238 29
I feel bad for the OP. Some people have a low bar for what is considered " freaky". If that's the case doesn't sound like the op and her bf have much in common sexually.
LolCandy 27
It's not abnormal to want sex two days in a row, and he is degrading you by suggesting it is so. I wouldn't stick with someone who was so degrading to me, but I don't know your boyfriend OP, so maybe it was situational. That being said, I have easily had sex 2-3 times a day for 2-3 days in a row with my bf, and do not consider that abnormal, no matter how long each session is. Your bf may just be out of shape.
raro_fml 0
This reminds me of the days in office about 6 years ago where I had a gf with whom I was intimate. I often used to steal moments to kiss and feel her all over and get a hardon. This was inspite of spending d night wid her less than 10hrs before coming to work.
23Z9TZO 18
Ooo, sah harsh!
lovelyohhmee 8
Oh well buy some batteries.
joe502 3
As a married man... I ask for sex EVERY night and get it at least 2 times a week... Good week of three... Great week four (only happened about 8 times in 8 years). Best week ever if 5 times (only happened once, she was overdue for our first child and the good doctor suggested it!) So the point of this is, if your guy is not asking for it, he may have lowT or he could be getting it somewhere else, or is not into ******.... But I am a guy who works with 30 other guys and we all talk.... Your man has some issue not sure if it needs meds, or a kick in the ass....
doritowhore 9
You don't want sex, they complain. You want sex, they complain?
Astrantia_fml 5
sex two nights in a row is nothing. you might need to invest in a vibrator. or else he might want you to get counseling for being a addict if you ask again.