Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Maryann
Word of the day
Today, my four year-old daughter asked me what the word “necrophilia” means. I have no idea where she even heard that. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Stunned silence
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Lax
France
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
SkinsCastSelection
Belgium
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
joe
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Easton, United States
The big reveal
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
Anonymous
True
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
mother of an idiot
United States
Whatever it is, it's not enough
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
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ricinator 11
i think it's time to give her the talk...
Mister_Triangle 21
"I already put it under the pillow for you, so that the Scrotum Fairy will visit and give you $10 if you never speak of this again"
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captainfalcon7 0
it's time to tell her the truth Mr. Gaga..
chevylynnB87 2
She should already know things about that department she's too old not to know about sex or the parts that it requires not safe to shelter her in this day and age kids are having sex way way way too early thinking it's cool..... :( bc of poor education
Okayitwasme 0
I was told that when they ask, to just answer their question. Then after, joke about the other names it goes by. Not everyone uses the same slang, so it's good to give them the ones you know. Lol just like marijuana has many names, it's good for kids to recognize all of them!
sexygirl212 2
nice
GarageRock 3
Just blame the educational system.
bubo_fml 11
On her chin! (You couldn't ask for a better set up!)
zuzupetalsYO 11
12! Omg have the talk already!
gameplaya2023 0
if this was /b/ then cp thread would commence
JayD17 0
Me neither 66 -- the sex Ed teacher in my school wasn't there by choice and was obviously very uncomfortable with it. Not exaggerating - my sex Ed class were the words "don't do it." followed by dodgeball.
TrouserPython 3
Tell her that her future husband is keeping it safe for her.