Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Maryann
Word of the day
Today, my four year-old daughter asked me what the word “necrophilia” means. I have no idea where she even heard that. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Stunned silence
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Lax
France
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
SkinsCastSelection
Belgium
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
joe
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Easton, United States
The big reveal
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
Anonymous
True
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
mother of an idiot
United States
Whatever it is, it's not enough
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
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ricinator 11
i think it's time to give her the talk...
Mister_Triangle 21
"I already put it under the pillow for you, so that the Scrotum Fairy will visit and give you $10 if you never speak of this again"
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Comments (198)
GOTxMILK 5
Well it looks like its time to come clean.your daughter knows she was really a he.
boner_till_icoll 0
so did u tell her or not ...
boner_till_icoll 0
i got a question too .. How did ur daughter knew such BIG WORDS ....
AnonymousTroll 2
Too long, will not read.
Jasonf6 0
Wow. I see a future of flipping burgers for her.
Zomg_Okay 27
So at 12 years old you were an expert on sex and human anatomy and didn't need to ask any questions about life? Impressive.
puppytaco64 8
At my school we had the "talk" in 5th grade
Barrientos432 5
It's under her penis.
OfficeNinja 5
Tell her to google it. On second thought, that is a bad idea.
chloeeXD 0
Tell her to google it... Then click images 0.0
peepeeparee 0
I know this is over kill because lots of people have already said it, but I'm reiterating the fact that you're an idiot if you're going to rely on some public school teacher to teach YOUR child about the birds and the bees. That's just pure lazy parenting.
sch092797 7
My parent's never had "the talk" with me, I learned it from school, so are you saying my parents are lazy even though my dad always worked his butt off because he was trying to support his family????
lonely_heart_89 6
Same here - I had "the talk" in elementary and jr. high school, and my parents certainly weren't lazy.
Stottsy 0
I agree if ur parents arent willing to teach u then their parenting skills are skewed
ShyAnn29 15
I didn't know what an erection was until I was in high school