Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
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iburppeopleup 0
wow why would your mom even KNOW that?
Kesler_17 0
That is horrifying. Parents seem to lose all social skill when it comes to their children's lives.
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vanilla2u 5
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FYL just tell them how you're mom sounds like an animal in a blender when she orgasms aka justin bieber.
Bobissmall 13
But did the other students know? Thats whats anoying me.
ReDsKiNsMaN 0
bob proble her friends... if she has any
FuckOurLivesFOL_fml 0
Justin bieber can't ****** dumb @ss
angelabaybey 0
I think she meant Justin Bieber sounds like an animal in a blender naturally, "dumb @ss"
fuzz97 23
this comment and all its responses are ******* retarded
hcovballer247 0
Lmfao..sucks to be you
gr3ymask 0
ur a dude?
Hiznacious 0
i look at my ****** alot too
himom12 0
lmmfaaoo
LightningLadyy 0
You look like the kind of girl that would do that...
himom12 0
yeahh Sarah?
ACanadaGuy 0
pics or it didn't happen
ahhitsjessi88 0
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areent you a guy? hahha
jewban 3
66- derp
tona01 16
66 how perseptive...
SulfurPlague 0
win!
talktomandybaby 8
haha.lmfao.you LEGIT made my lifeeee:D
gopherguy 0
Billy Mays is dead
catscogggy 0
lmaoo.
sma405 2
YOUR A DUDE!!!!!
apppiiee 5
You're..
taoxyeuxmay 4
The horror! FYL indeed
Kesler_17 0
That is horrifying. Parents seem to lose all social skill when it comes to their children's lives.
maddehsaurr 0
I <3 nsn (:
InBetweenDreams 0
That is so embarrassing. :/ Your mom needs a filter.
iburppeopleup 0
wow why would your mom even KNOW that?
rockinroyalty 0
I was thinking the same thing
brandddi69 0
OMG haha exactly
Mokiikom_fml 8
She might have made it up just to give an example that the class could relate to. It would be a dumb idea, but I could see it happening. Or maybe the mom walked in on the daughter once by accident.
ohSNAPyall 27
Or maybe the mom suggested that the daughter do it and just assumes that she did.
Doortje 30
Stop walking around naked with a mirror in your hand.
FrenchToast94 0
or walking around naked with a mirror in her ****** :D
jpest17 5
loled so hard.
geepc 3
aww that's awful
Jakojan 4
Shoot her and everyone who heard. Move. Change your name and identity. Get a sex change. Move in with a new family in a new home in a new country. Problem solved. Embarrassment avoided.
dayleno 1
This person knows what's up.
heathhawksrock 0
lol I like that idea
sparta98 4
I knew someone here had to get the reference!
mc1993 0
what a fantastically brilliant idea.
aford15 1
smart kid.
DrillTech 0
Seems a bit drastic...