geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
blah
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Denial
Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Denial
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was feeling sick and ended up throwing up as soon as I got home. My mother's first question was an accusatory, "What have you been drinking?" I was returning from the AA meeting I have been attending for over a month. I go because I'm afraid I'll become an alcoholic like her. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
AnastasiyaNicholas
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Dazed and confused
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Jillian Drute
United States
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
fgbh456
United States
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
driverboy
United States
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
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littlenova13 2
HAHAHAHA that is irony at work in the world
neonskittzy 0
maybe it's time you two took the bus and went together.
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littlenova13 2
HAHAHAHA that is irony at work in the world
Darraghscoot 0
well looks like someone also has the gene! well it runs in my family to so i feel ya :)
moneypenny_fml 0
that's just awesome
toni27 0
NOT a FML at alll!!!!!!
michael32123 0
be proud. you ot the courage to tell her. oh and YDI for wasting my time reading the same shit that almost half the pol on her write about that would never **** your life
psyco5000 0
perfect
getwild 0
yeh
shiritt 0
? why's that bad? it would have been bad if you were caught driving her while being drunk. but, why does your mother attend such meetings anyway? i mean, i would understand if she were caught driving drunk.....
awesomechica1229 5
it's bad because he's telling her that he's irresponsible enough to follow her example
awesomechica1229 5
uhh have you ever heard of alcoholism? that's probably why their mom went to AA, you don't have to just want to change if you get caught drunk driving!
XxBlackamusPrime 5
demon1k 0
This belongs on TFLN not FML. I wouldve given you a thumbs up.
shiritt 0
were i live they don't have AA meetings, so i don't know a lot about it. we do have legal pod though :D
ohSNAPyall 27
AA is everywhere.
ohSNAPyall 27
Also, it's not like everyone here knows more about AA than you do because they have been to meetings. Just sayin. May want to look it up on Wikipedia sometime.
Ripunzel 0
irony
neonskittzy 0
maybe it's time you two took the bus and went together.
mariahrawks 0
Mother
MidgetMonster 0
omg Jen!?!?
H0llyw00dWh0r3 0
MidgetMonster, I know I don't know you, but I just have to say.. your eyes are freakin gorgeous :o so blue
perdix 31
My name is geeb and I've been sober for zero days. What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk? Drunks don't have to go to the meetings.
CyclonePsycho 1
"If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic." [Unknown]
Intoxicunt 6
AA is dumb anyway. The first thing they tell you to do is stop hanging out with other drunks, which means stop going to AA.
PsychoMerk 0
nd then they also have those stupid little "celebrations"... which btw is followed with a totally alcoholic afterparty 0_o
relapse22 7
instead of making ignorant comments & acting like a **** you should probably take into consideration the amount of lives AA has changed for the better.
PsychoMerk 0
well, YOU'RE not the drunk... you just like to party ;)
spez86 0
I don't have a drinking problem I drink I get drunk no problem
flurffmeister 0
needs moar "I fall down" (yes I play too much WoW)
bobmandude 0
See kids? this is why you don't drink (yet).
DukeSkidmark 0
Fun = going to an AA meeting piss drunk and telling everyone you have not drank in a long time. YDI for not sharing with mom
00pedro00 0
^^WIN