Maryann
Word of the day
Today, my four year-old daughter asked me what the word “necrophilia” means. I have no idea where she even heard that. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
walkingdictionary
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Stumped
Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
b……
We've all been there
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
beelover97
She's 28
Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Apparently she stood on top of a table and screamed, “I HAVE SYPHILIS” at the top of her lungs. She’s in kindergarten. Where in the world did she even hear that? FML
Jess
United States
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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Stockholm, Sweden
Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
Anonymous
True
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Stunned silence
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
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RichardPencil 32
Probably one of those Dr. Seuss books that "cancel culture" hasn't been woke enough to cancel yet.
Amy78_fml 11
I asked my mom what it meant when I was in sixth grade. It was in one of my Christopher Pike books. She told me it is a really sick person. For some reason I interpreted that to be the same as hypochondriac. I was much older when I found out the truth.
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RichardPencil 32
Probably one of those Dr. Seuss books that "cancel culture" hasn't been woke enough to cancel yet.
Wadlaen 24
😮 It's time for 'The talk' 😅
Amy78_fml 11
I asked my mom what it meant when I was in sixth grade. It was in one of my Christopher Pike books. She told me it is a really sick person. For some reason I interpreted that to be the same as hypochondriac. I was much older when I found out the truth.
MidnaLink 35
Best part is, she's not technically incorrect.
famlife 6
I see what you did there 🤣
LeahMichelle 6
Good luck with that! Curious as to how you explain that to a young kid🤔😂