Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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True
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ricinator 11
i think it's time to give her the talk...
Mister_Triangle 21
"I already put it under the pillow for you, so that the Scrotum Fairy will visit and give you $10 if you never speak of this again"
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badactor009 0
The issue is bigger than knowing where her scrotum is. Being a parent has its moments. In a matter of fact way, use a reference book or wiki, or something and answer the question. Treat it like any other information and use some reference material. You are going to have more difficult conversations than that come up soon and your kids should feel they can talk with you. You need to know what you are talking about and present facts and also give your expectations on behavior related to some of those topics.
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
Ydi for not talking to her, she's 12 for goodness sake!
MaryPoppins88 14
She's only 12 perhaps it's time to be a parent and have a little talk
NellyFC35 19
Um....,yeah, about that.....
RosettaStoned122 4
Parenting fail here, like seriously. I guess 12 year old girls aren't supposed to know what a scrotum is
maggiewalters 17
You can always tell her women have balls, too. I mean, ovaries are nothing less than inner balls. Tee hee. Just kidding. Tell her to watch less American Idol and read more books.
Cynical_in_SK 6
My god...you're 23 and you're just as uninformed as the OP's daughter. As I've already explained in response to another comment...the scrotum is not the actual testicles themselves...but the sack that holds them. Geez.
maggiewalters 17
Really? THAT IS SOME BRAND NEW INFORMATION! Do you know what irony is? maybe? have you heard of that? GEEZ.
SummerTime69 5
LOL
brian666 4
More like **** her life. You obviously never teach her anything. You probably sit on your computer all day and go on this website.
lsd_25 8
its an honest mistake if she never heard the term before
Delannnnnnnnnie 0
Woah, missbadwolf, your message was to long, only nerds read those long messages, this app is for laughing not reading your stupid LONG comments.