Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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aeriexo 4
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet.
Mister_Triangle 21
No amount of free cake will distract you from the pain. Stay home and use your credit card irresponsibly; you'll forget about everything
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Comments (88)
GodsLittleMistak 8
Oooh that sucks OP, FYL
indielove 13
If the pain is still there, simply don't show up.
fthislyfe 22
The first fiance should be FIANCEE! It made me so confused. I thought OP's a girl and then her ex fiance went gay and met a guy and then it says SHE met him and then my brain is fked.
chuchurocket 4
Dump laxatives in the punch!
DaySetsFire 2
What a bitch. You'll find someone better.
dre_bro11 12
OP, just sit back an laugh at the poor bastard. If she did it once, she'll probably do it again.
dontfmlplzzz 6
Don't show up?
hilary56 0
Yeah I hope you declined the invite. And if she still goes on business trips that marriage won't even last.
ShakeMeDown 12
Re-read the FML. It is at his work. He can't not show up. Fired or whine?
Mister_Triangle 21
No amount of free cake will distract you from the pain. Stay home and use your credit card irresponsibly; you'll forget about everything
ChaeRi 3
And once you get home, drown yourself in Ben&Jerry's, switch on the radio, wear your fro wig and party :) it helps.
Llama_Face89 34
18- change the ice cream to alcohol and it sounds like a plan.
spartan456 0
Says the man with the forever alone meme as a pic xD
Enslaved 38
Hey, you ****** her first so you still won!
greg84_fml 21
And make sure you remind her of that at the party!
DjeePee 25
Euhm, I don't know about you guys, but I really don't read in the FML that OP was her first boyfriend. So he probably didn't **** her first. So he lost. Again.
stacianichole 2
36 - OP ****** her first, as in, before the new fiancé. Not chronologically her first **** ever.
aeriexo 4
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet.
ollie179 21
At the wedding, stand up and make a speech and say "I'm so happy for you guys, looks like I dodged a bullet!"
FYLDeep 26
So I'm guessing she dumped you and not the other way around.
greg84_fml 21
More than likely seeing how she had someone else inside her while in a committed relationship
FYLDeep 26
Now you're making an assumption. She could have very well dumped her boyfriend before starting a new relationship.
poorjudgement 26
#14 good point, that is exactly what I was thinking. I could be that she simply realized she is attracted to the new person and to be honest, decided to break up with op.
greg84_fml 21
True, it was a good point. But in favor of drama, we will have to go with that she was a cheating *****. Makes things more interesting for all.
poorjudgement 26
So... As bad as possible?
Portalcc 4
I'm sure it says this happened while they were engaged...
FYLDeep 26
Just says that they met, nothing about hooking up whatsoever.
SilentTreatment 7
It's okay, her new fiancé gets YOUR sloppy seconds. On to the next one...
AllyCat23 9
That really sucks for you but usually you can't help it when you meet "the one" she should have broken it off with you before going after him though
s0m3guy2010 21
Maybe you should share all of your sex stories about you and your ex with the fiancé at the party. It'll be a good way to break the ice.