lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Missyangel
United States
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
vanessax
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Crown Point, United States
Keeping up appearances
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Anonymous
Kids, eh?
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
daycare worker
Houston, United States
Today, I told my 4-year-old daughter that when she grew up she could work at a daycare, like me, to help all of the little kids like her. She started crying because she thought it was a bad job to have. FML
parentof5
United States
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
DEE
Out of the mouth of babes...
Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML
Phycheledic
United States
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Lax
France
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Lauren
Australia
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
andy
United States
Hereditary?
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
“When the whole family eats a diet of fruits, vegetables, lean protein and non-fat dairy. No cookies, candy, cake, ice cream, juice boxes, Happy Meals, chicken nuggets, etc. Does that sound good to you?”
kricket5 19
This is not dieting. It’s eating healthy. Since when is that miserable?
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thefmlman2011 37
From the mouths of babes....
RichardPencil 32
“When the whole family eats a diet of fruits, vegetables, lean protein and non-fat dairy. No cookies, candy, cake, ice cream, juice boxes, Happy Meals, chicken nuggets, etc. Does that sound good to you?”
TheBombestOne 4
Why should the whole family diet? Misery loves company I guess.
weaboo 12
It’s so that the kid doesn’t feel like they’re punished. Things like “Why can mommy eat ice cream and I can’t” could really mess up a 4 year old. But then again you can tell the kid that it’s “no sweets or you’ll get fat” but if the kid chooses to get fat he will not only be fat for the rest of his life he will also probably have no self restraint in other matters
kricket5 19
This is not dieting. It’s eating healthy. Since when is that miserable?
RichardPencil 32
Would you stock a full bar when you live in a house with an alcoholic in it?
Venom1999 19
You can get away with eating stuff like that if you get a decent amount of physical activity.
acmariner99 25
Kids have no filter, ever.
Hyousax 3
My mom told me that when I had been in kindergarten, we had this task to draw pictures about our family's day. One was about my mom eating candy with text (written by the teacher) "My mom eats candy every evening while watching TV". She said that that got her to stop that habit for many years.