Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
YDI for making your own sound effects. The app does that for you!
timskiii 0
... so you should buy another one and duel?
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Comments (108)
evan_789 7
first!!!! lol funny, op.
evan_789 7
fail :@
marinus_fml 20
YDI for making your own sound effects. The app does that for you!
EODgf 7
haha does it really?? I'm going to download the app now :)
singer4life666 0
Yeah it does. I have it haha.
FYLDeep 26
I'm getting it too if it's free. I will not pay for apps.
EODgf 7
I would have bought it. it was only .99... but it has the same rating as the free one. so it's pointless to pay for it.
maphineRAWRS 10
best comment ever marinus :P
beccusmaximus 0
AND it plays epic Star Wars music!
marinus_fml 20
Hahah it's a shame, but I must admit, I once upon a time had the app :( noooo idea why I ever downloaded it! I want me 2mb back!
cassiesaurus 0
be a mom and take care of your children, not play with a damn app.
JuliaM1000 10
I'm mad at u #2 ...... stealing the words I thought of... gurrrrt (playfully)
ImaginaryFoe 1
#42 are you serious? Surely you don't think being a mum means having no fun? My kids have walked in on me breakdancing to commercials and playing with their Legos and Play-Doh. We have had epic lightsaber battles together in my house. Having kids gives you a licence to play.
RedPillSucks 33
@42, don't be such a "fun sucker". Being a parent doesn't mean no-longer having fun. It's possible to be responsible and have fun at the same time.
Syrael 0
hahaha, true! I have that app aswell. @42, stop being such a dumbass
waveman56 3
wow that is sad. the app makes the sound effects for you
evan_789 7
her son might have the first gen iPod touch, which has no speaker... but it was probably one of the newer ones, just the sound was turned off.
Nutz321 0
I'm pretty sure all the iTouches have speakers.
PointAndLaugh 0
Nope.
maphineRAWRS 10
as if this is an fml.. your freaking awesome! haha
marinus_fml 20
hahaha!?
maphineRAWRS 10
WHY WAS MY COMMENT MODERATED?! ... I only said she was awesome :(
Zmeilerr 22
YOU got moderated?! oh, the worlds gonna end.
InDenial 6
That's why I have a passcode on it!
Lucidium 0
That's why your name is InDenial.
EODgf 7
your picture creeps me out. seriously. I think I just had a flash back from childhood and watching "IT" :/ haha
FYLDeep 26
The delay to use it would be way too much of a hassle for me.
babyyappld 7
don't judge. fighting with a lightsaber is a great way to lose weight....
timskiii 0
... so you should buy another one and duel?
beccusmaximus 0
Or buy one of his/her own and stage an epic battle with the son/cat.
Draminicaus 0
I'm thinking OP may have found their son's FML app too. lol
sports_chic 6
hahaha!
iheartglasses 0
Funny stuff :)
mintcar 10
I don't think there's anything wrong with that? I'd probably do the same thing. :)