Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Maryann
Word of the day
Today, my four year-old daughter asked me what the word “necrophilia” means. I have no idea where she even heard that. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Stunned silence
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Lax
France
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
SkinsCastSelection
Belgium
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
joe
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Easton, United States
The big reveal
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
Anonymous
True
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
mother of an idiot
United States
Whatever it is, it's not enough
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
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ricinator 11
i think it's time to give her the talk...
Mister_Triangle 21
"I already put it under the pillow for you, so that the Scrotum Fairy will visit and give you $10 if you never speak of this again"
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False_Stupidity 42
^ I've seen longer, besides how can you judge it stupid if you haven't read it? .. Or did you just call yourself a nerd? :-P... @ missbadwolf, I actually found your comment well written, though I don't necessarily agree.
Gil2112 0
LOL. Times infinity and forever!
alex1432 9
You should tell her where it is then
Brettersson 0
Could be worse, she could have found it
shebe15128 0
on her elbow, duh.,.
epic13 12
Isn't that what the Internet is for?
Lo0o0o0oveMe 11
168; Are you ******* retarded ?
Bigsis1996 0
Shame on all of you that are blaming the parent! Maybe the parent did have the sex talk but honestly how many of you parents go over all of the biological names of all of the parts in the body??? Very few im guessing. And idk about where they live but in Cali we don't do health until high school.
punchin 10
"On your husband, in about 6-50 years. Preferably 50."
fayth_kitten 4
My main question would be where did she hear that?