Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Maryann
Word of the day
Today, my four year-old daughter asked me what the word “necrophilia” means. I have no idea where she even heard that. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Stunned silence
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Lax
France
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
SkinsCastSelection
Belgium
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
joe
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Easton, United States
The big reveal
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
Anonymous
True
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
mother of an idiot
United States
Whatever it is, it's not enough
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
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ricinator 11
i think it's time to give her the talk...
Mister_Triangle 21
"I already put it under the pillow for you, so that the Scrotum Fairy will visit and give you $10 if you never speak of this again"
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Comments (198)
derecteevee 1
oh no... your going to have to actually talk to your daughter
VixSparda 5
yet another child left behind
ThaRockstar_27 5
Uuu u are in trouble...
HomeAl0ne 20
She's trolling you. Her scrotum is between your legs in this case.
Icecream93 4
Oh god. Did you tell her?
Cuddlebear456 3
Girls do have man parts, actually. We all started out as girls. Guys genitals are just more developed.
hennessy89 34
I knew a girl who called her sternum "scrotum"....Stupid, yes, but true.
LindseyLunatic 8
i'm sitting here watching tv with my mom and when i read this i laughed really loudly. then i felt awkward because i didn't want to tell her why i was laughing. :) baahaha
badactor009 0
Did your scrotum tickle?
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
I do that a lot!!
nommocesnes 3
Every kid can ask a question, especially to their parent. Who should not be upset by the question. But shouldn't kids start having "the birds and the bees" talk before double digits? I heard it both from my parents and school.
darkcrystal87 7
Oh how bright and prosperous the future of America is looking!