Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Maryann
Word of the day
Today, my four year-old daughter asked me what the word “necrophilia” means. I have no idea where she even heard that. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Stunned silence
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Lax
France
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
SkinsCastSelection
Belgium
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
joe
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Easton, United States
The big reveal
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
Anonymous
True
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
mother of an idiot
United States
Whatever it is, it's not enough
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
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ricinator 11
i think it's time to give her the talk...
Mister_Triangle 21
"I already put it under the pillow for you, so that the Scrotum Fairy will visit and give you $10 if you never speak of this again"
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jaredofmo 22
"Your scrotum is on your future male partner."
HappyPickles 11
I can't decide whether this is FYL or YDI. It's FYL if your daughter is so stupid that she can't remember basic things you've explained to her about her own body - you did explain to your children about their own body, didn't you?? It's YDI if you've never bothered to explain these things to her - either through laziness or through some ******-fixated perversion usually called religious morality.
peepeeparee 0
I agree with everything but the religious part. I'm pretty sure it's not against religion to explain what a scrotum is, lol. You went a weeeeensie bit far there.
ideasrule 13
You're right, it's not against religion. Try telling that to *some* religious people, not to us.
SadinSherman 16
At least she asked you instead of googling it,which is probably what I would have done
apkiys 0
Sometimes some things just aren't there... But you can use Jeff Dunham and his Jalapeño-on-a-stick!
Poetaster 10
At least she is comfortable talking with you . That's a good thing
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Did you tell her?
badactor009 0
Take her to the zoo and go walk by the elephants. "See that honey (pointing), now that's a scrotum"!
MmkHere 3
You guys are so damn judgmental (then again, this is FML...) You should know that if she's asian, many (fob asian parents even know much that school even taught kids about this stuff. They won't even give you the talk... Within my Asian community, almost all of them agree. I had to learn through internet and teachers.
icanhazblivions 1
YDI for depending on teachers to educate your child about the reproductive system. You better fix it before she gets pregnant at 15.
tnlander 20
In mommies belly.
jaminjames 0
Well a girls scrotum is right next to the… ZOMG!!!!