Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I received a bill for damage to my old apartment. The same damage caused by the maintenance guy when he came to fix the pipes about a week before I left. FML
Feeling dumb?
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
Titanic
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I came home to find water dripping from the ceiling in my apartment laundry room/pantry. All of my groceries were ruined. Maintenance's suggestion? "Put a bucket under it." FML
Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML
Today, workers came to my house to fix residual moisture damage in my walls left behind by Hurricane Irma. Said workers then burst a water pipe and flooded my entire apartment in the time it took figure out how to turn it off. FML
Leaked
Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML
Today, I went to the place I signed for yesterday to pay the first month's rent and get my keys. I looked around before I left, and used the toilet. I went back later to show my boyfriend and found the place flooded an inch with water coming from the toilet. It had been flooding for 7 hours. FML
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random_ribbons 15
Sounds like something my dad would do while "fixing" something.
gunmania0 12
I tried to fix a leak in your mum, the same thing happened to me.
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random_ribbons 15
Sounds like something my dad would do while "fixing" something.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I tried to fix brian once... couldn't do it. he gave me those damn puppy eyes.
gutzz 0
1- Be glad your father failed at getting fixed.
destinyo_ox 0
I love 15
tulsafml 0
I love you
MissBunny25 0
I love fluffy puppy
pertained 12
Too bad you didn't have Mr miyagi as a maintenance man.
a_cassie 4
at least you don't have to get a cup for water. :D
noelykins1 19
that what I was thinking lol (:
Thanatos1206 0
Omg me too! We all have so much in common! Let's have a threesome!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
can I watch/film
Thanatos1206 0
I'd prefer the latter of the two but do as you please. ;)
gutzz 0
Wouldn't a cup still be helpful? Unless you just get a straw and kneel I guess.... scooping water with a cup seems easier though.l
yuggi1 11
That's toilet water you are trying to drink....!
EvilPotato 15
11 rules
Lucidium 0
16 you're a moron. if he filmed he would still be watching.
bobateme 0
Hey you first 3, you could use the cup you arent using for water to make your "film" ;D
Yousuck24 21
What a dumbass plumber!
gutzz 0
He's a maintenance man, not a REPAIR man, or a plumber for that manner. Can't expect him to fix it is he couldn't maintain it in the first place.
gunmania0 12
I tried to fix a leak in your mum, the same thing happened to me.
kyanisaurus 0
leaky cauldron I see
docscientist 10
Next time, don't use a 3.5" plug.
j_cat187 20
oilspill made ur house get stinky
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Don't fret. All the flood water should seep into the giant ravine that is his plumbers crack.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
cornholio..you can take me but you can't take my bungholio :)
DropDead77 11
TP for my bungholio
xoCOURTNIEox 0
:):) exactly
DropDead77 11
love it! :D
Thanatos1206 0
Ummm...that's not really fixed. Silly OP doesn't even know the meaning of the word. Gosh.
kameryn25 3
or is it? if the pressure of the water on the outside of the pipe is equal to the pressure on the inside then no water will come out of the pipe.
Lucidium 0
actually yeah it is fixed, you can't clear a blockage without getting rid of the crap in there...this isn't suppose to be a conundrum you idiot.
MrFancy 0
Look at it this way, At it's not a leak anymore. He did get rid of the leak, just maybe not the way you wanted it!
PeteyPablo12308 20
Yay... You should have a pool party. FYL OP.
ImaWiseGuy 5
well played peteypablo well played, now take your shirt off and spin it round your head like a helicopter......
Livinia 11
At least you won't run out of water :)
zee_77 0
Next time you'll do it yourself haha