Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Comments (193)
Mimitrixie 11
Omg that's like the woman who is obsessed with baby wipes on My Strange Addiction.
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Do you mean "today marks the day that my EX-girlfriend has gone without a shower"?xxx
buddy51 23
OP- I'm betting your sex dialogue with her NEVER includes "you're a dirty gurl!" does it? This problem smells fishy to me! Take shallow breaths, put mentholatum on your upper lip or smoke cheap cigars while sexing to hide the "aroma"!
KLeePrice 11
Read op's name. No sex going on there.
duckit 0
That's pretty gross
your_ma 27
*shave Well done me...
asylumlane 23
And you're still with her....?
StEpHiE1226 12
There's something wrong with her. NEXT op.
mildredpierce 12
Drive. Through. Car wash. Windows. Down.
the_loveliest3 6
that's disgusting...hope you don't out your wiener in that. wiping it with baby wipes does NOT equal a clean vajayjay.
Fassholes21 6
eww