Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
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Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
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starile 20
Tell him you don't see the "need" in giving him ********.
perdix 31
Yes, but can he SMELL the "need" to take showers?
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Comments (123)
Hummbinger 5
Your boyfriend has the right idea. Savour the stench.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Stop cleaning your vag and brushing your teeth. If he doesn't start showering the dump him. I hate when people say that over little things but comon not showering? Guys would be saying the same thing if it was a girl. Or just throw buckets of soapy water on him and start scrubbing.
kyarush 10
lol uhh so he doesn't smell like a foot? I like the romantic bath idea. trap him!
EffinAhole 0
YDI for dating a hobo
Euphemism 0
What's the point of complaining about this? You should live back in the year of 1- to whatever soap was invented. Be happy it's not 6 billion people "smelling" bad. So, f. your bf's life. Since you don't have the guts to talk to him about it, nor show any emotion/hint/ body motives.
Karma495 0
eww what if she wanted sex!?!? what would she do cuz that thing is dirty!
iSitt 0
and op didn't notice he doesn't shower when they first met? how many dates until he became her bf? ydi.
SonnyBoii 0
if she wanted sex, then that would bring the literal meaning out of "doing the dirty".
Blazingcrono 6
Perfect way to ask him for a romantic bath :)
MissLizWolf 8
wouldn't be too romantic when he smells like shittt. /:
Flammin8 0
haha round 2 for the romantic bath!
starile 20
Tell him you don't see the "need" in giving him ********.
FiFah3 1
I like that idea lol
underguarded 20
lol
HeXr 22
hahaha A+
bman134 0
so showers = ******** I like the way u think
BeRealz 0
Well, then.. Find someone else? Or threat him you'll leave him. /: Only if it matters that badly.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
That's pretty nasty... you should surprise attack him with soap and water when he's sleeping... he might get the point. Or just break up....
unidentified_sta 5
The easiest answer, but who wants that
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
What, the attack? Or breaking up?
unidentified_sta 5
Breaking up of course. Assault with dangerous, scented products would naturally be more difficult I presumed.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm leaning more toward the surprise attack.. sounds like fun.
unidentified_sta 5
Like I said, who wants the easy answer.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I think breaking up would be a bit more difficult.. who knows if it's just a phase and how long they've been dating. Oh well.
unidentified_sta 5
Hm... Well I wouldn't know
big_brown_eyes 0
I think u should tell him that since he believes showers are an option, then u believe sex is one too
ErroRnazi 0
Spelling 31103.
awesomenick100 0
um sex IS an option
perdix 31
Yes, but can he SMELL the "need" to take showers?
catatonicsleep 17
Anosmia is no excuse to not shower...
Euphemism 0
It can be for the few people who does not understand the feeling of "disgusted by smell".
Euphemism 0
^Or simply considered as selfish person.^
Perdition 4
Euphemism, your comments and your profile make my head hurt. Doc: ZING!
adam_zelyoni 0
well Christmas is coming up so why not get him a brand new shower nozzle and some condoms and tell him "you can use the condoms when you use my other present"
happicat 0
Something about this story smells fishy.
UrTheWorstCharac 0
Yeah. Stink much? Any danger of Op realising this douche's lack of hygiene before going out with him?
salsalover_12 5
here's what you do OP you wait outside his house with the waterhose and a bar of soap in hand after you've made sure you have your hose and your soap throw the then spray him with the waterhose if this sounds too extreme tell him you dont see the need for bj's