Today, I finished writing a 60-page essay on the history and people of Australia. Turns out it's supposed to be on Austria. It's due this morning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished a 50-page term end thesis essay on the history of Russia. Looking over the final requirements once more, I find I made just a tiny little mistake. It was supposed to be a thesis on "Prussia". The paper's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I tried to finish an essay, which is already overdue by 5 days. I know the longer I procrastinate, the longer the pain will last, but my brain is still not working and can't start to write. FML
Today, I was prioritizing my extreme amount of homework. I read over the front page of my psychology paper seeing that it was pretty easy questions, I decided to do it last. Little did I know there was a 8 page essay on the back of the page. It's 12:19 am. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish an essay. I submitted it one minute before the deadline. Later, I opened the file to double-check and realized I'd uploaded my rough draft, containing notes like “THIS PART MAKES NO SENSE, FIX LATER.” The professor then replied, “I agree with your assessments.” FML
Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML
Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML
Today, one of my colleagues was asked to rewrite an entire project, which I wrote last week. I'd spent more than 4 days writing it. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
Jaymail 19
See if the Teacher will accept it anyway. Couldn’t hurt to ask.
Kurliez408 32
ydi for not reading the instructions carefully
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HeatherFeatherB 31
Who are you, Lloyd Christmas?
Kurliez408 32
ydi for not reading the instructions carefully
Jaymail 19
See if the Teacher will accept it anyway. Couldn’t hurt to ask.
Mathalamus 25
Rookie mistake.
RichardPencil 32
Just do a find and replace. Swap kangaroos for Hitler and koalas for Arnold Schwarzenegger, and you'll probably get at least a C.
RhymePrime 7
that's brilliant
Jonkbaby 23
I take it that it was not a g'day, mate
ptsdsucks 18
start the new one, take the Australia one to your professor so they can see you aren't lying and explain what happened and see if they'll give you an extension
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sixty pages on Austria is way harder. Once you get past Hitler, the separation from Hungary, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Josef Fritzl, you've really gotta put the effort into your research. Australia is much easier. Dingoes, koalas, kangaroos, a Prime Minister who vanished after going for a swim in broad daylight... that's sixty pages with another forty for extra credit.
IamComrade 16
Attention to detail. Ydi
bloopaloop 27
Austria?! Well put another shrimp on the barbee!