ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
uuuuugh
United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
smells like ass
Gross, dude
Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML
Anonymous
Monaco
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
worthless
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
Top comments
Bogrbon 27
I hope you promptly asked him if he would rather be wet or rather be single.
tounces7 28
Just tell him if he doesn't like to get wet at all then he can keep his dick away from you so it doesn't get wet either.
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Comments (11)
Bogrbon 27
I hope you promptly asked him if he would rather be wet or rather be single.
RichardPencil 32
I'm sure the stench isn't getting you wet either. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
Malachi Malachi 4
nasty🤮🤮🤮🤮
Annies 20
well shit I don’t like being wet either but I still shower for me it’s more of a clothes thing, I don’t like being wet and clothed
Inkoseh 33
Man, good thing towels exist to speed up drying time!
Inkoseh 33
I guarantee he's more wet with grease and sweat than he would be in a shower.
Paul Storstein Anderson 5
I don't necessarily like to feel wet, but I like feeling dirty even less.
Jonkbaby 23
That's wild that you're dating a cat
tounces7 28
Just tell him if he doesn't like to get wet at all then he can keep his dick away from you so it doesn't get wet either.
NotDrPhil 2
So Its safe ti assume hes against sex too since...that would get him wet lol
raven_of_azarath 35
I could see him pushing two or three days with that reason, if he hasn’t sweated at all, especially since it’s better for your skin to go a few days without, but a week seems a little much. Though I do have to admit, I went that long during the quarantine when I had nowhere to be and my depression was running unchecked. Maybe see if there’s more than just his distaste of being wet (which is also one of my reasons for hating showers).