Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Comments (193)
neveragain1992 1
dont dump and run ask her why she doenst shower much and if she has a good explination like she has kids and cannot get the time of day, which i understand being a mum myself, than theres nothing really but offer to watch the kids so she can shower. but an excuse such as dont feel like it well tell her she needs to shower its unhealthy otherwise she will lose you.
3adi2 4
i didnt even read the full thing when "I agree, your life sucks"
spunkylady 24
You'd think she'd just shower instead cuz I'm sure using baby wipes takes more effort anyways...
vbmg152 19
Maybe she's depressed. When people are depressed, personal hygiene is the first thing to go. If you care about her, you'll find out what's wrong & get her help! She needs help!
Viet_fml 9
Disgusting.
SaffronTea 6
Well, that is very gross of her... but if she insists, get her these things called ReadyBath Select And some waterless shampoo... and deodorant. The ReadyBath stuff are designed for when there is no water, no way to bath yourself. I had to use them after I has surgery, and they help! 1 pack a day, or at least every other day, can warm them up in the microwave, they actually work... She needs therapy to determine why she's doing this... until then, you can at least help with the smell.
xcam1995 6
I think it's time you became chief Drop-A-Ho. I can't even imagine how bad that would smell, how do you sleep at night?
crucianbaby 3
That's just nasty
m_n_m2000 5
Why be with her if it makes you unhappy? That's gross D:
HeatherAS77 10
Oh please tell me yer not still goin near that...let alone IN it!!!