Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Comments (193)
needsagf14 12
Why would you date someone that disgusting?
BananerzFresh 12
Well she better not be complaining when you decide not to have aex with her.
azrael_666 1
She's YOUR girlfriend..... If you choose to stay with her, stop complaining about her choices...... There are plenty of hippies out there that would appreciate her awkwardness
chinagirl3343 8
Sooo how does she keep a job?? I'd fire her..
DjMonroe95 11
You say no to ratchet pussy Juicy J cant
captainObviously 15
Were you and your girlfriend on the show my strange addiction? Because someone else was afraid of the shower & used the wipes instead of showering
Hawaii84 16
Unless she is in the Army and in field that is not proper hygienic care. Dump her before you catch something... Gross!
naturalnubian 2
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard as a woman. I suggest you dump that filthy pig.
jennawill10 10
And why are you still dating this woman who doesn't shower??
LittleMagicWolf 7
Break up. Just.. break up.