Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Comments (193)
zazzi01 10
just.. why?.... especially for a woman
Bigfabthetruth52 22
That chick disgusting, the first month she did that I'd be done.
kymber18 4
Cause on my strange addiction they had a women who did the same thing.
TheHeavyOne 15
YDI, cause you're still with her.
csdelab 5
yuck!
thehowiie 6
I hope y'all dont exchange bodily fluids
rebelsrock 17
If I was you, one of two things would need to end. 1. That long streak without a shower 2. The relationship
KLeePrice 11
"She is hideous." "Well, she hasn't showered so...."
Slyguy713 5
Dump the nasty chick
grumpybr 13
YDI for sticking around. I would not accept a person who goes one day without showering, let alone 3 weeks.