Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Comments (193)
cmac86 24
it must be like kissing a dumpster full of rotting fruit.
WeskersSexslave 15
yuck!
The_FML_Life 7
Your the dumbass still ******* her though
Yolandababy2 14
You have to be careful because she is extremely dirty. She can get a serious infection and I bet she wears the same underwear for 3 weeks!! Eww. She's so nasty. I would dump her and tell the whole world that she's dirty. Imagine when she's on her period?! It when she has to go in for labor?! That baby will be sliding out a dirty ******!!!
Hardwarre 7
And I'm convinced that u need a new girlfriend. Just ew
fmljulia 1
Ew, that's disgusting.
GlitterGoddess 6
What is up with all these disgusting un hygeniec people and the people who agree to date them?
cptcat 10
That sounds like my roommate. She showers roughly maybe once a month and thinks that drenching herself in horrible perfume will make her smell better. It doesn't. She is surrounded by a cloud of funk that ranges from 2-4 feet.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Dump her that's nasty.
Blaze321 5
Ewwww what is wrong with her