Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
TrueStoryFolks 17
Just imagine what it looks like DOWN THERE if you know what I mean. Brazillian Rainforest.
EpicSquishii 21
Forget about "looks like"! Smells/tastes like is probably the scariest issue. There's only so much a baby wipe can do. Ugh. Women can be so disturbingly gross sometimes. Please consider, OP, how she treats herself before you decide on procreating. They'll probably look like those poor souls in the "Feed a third world baby" commercials. Flies buzzing around the bum comes to mind. And oh so many diaper rashes :'(
fdupagain 11
Yeah because no mother out their takes better care of their kids then themselves. Im guessing she didn't go out to buy baby wipes just to skip showers. She probably has at least one kid, and maybe, just maybe, she doesn't get to shower as much as she'd like BC she puts all of her energy into kids, work, and a whiny boyfriend.
Faff 20
That's a lot of assumption, 107
MDTeddy 13
In what way does Op deserve it? Who the hell clicks that button when it clearly isn't Op's fault? Maybe they found a loophole and decided it was his fault. Really? Anyway, I would never be with someone if they didn't shower or at least not be able to stand it.
hellbilly205 17
We do this in the army when we go on field missons for 5+ days but back in garrison thats just plain wrong
thisiscool19 14
EXTREMELY GROSS EWWWWWWW SHE NASTI
chosha_fml 27
#116 Maybe they are thinking that he's been with her a long time (long enough to know her showering habits over months) and thinking that if he's chosen to stay he's accepting his situation and not doing anything to change it. He's not to blame for her lack of hygiene, but he is choosing to put up with it.
irritate 9
Sometimes I accidentally click that one ...
MrBoredomioo 18
116, clearly you have never been made aware of the YDI badge. You earn it for clicking the YDI button a lot
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
EvilUndead 9
It'll be faster to convince current girlfriend to take showers.
EpicSquishii 21
I'm pretty sure he's gone that route. OP-"Babe please get in the shower." Pig GF- "No! I'm fine. Baby wipes are better than showers, they get all the crevices" OP *sags shoulders in defeat* Think of the crevices, OP!
nb1234 8
Perhaps try and convince her to shower with you, that way you can get in a little clean fun!
BlackBlazeCobra 16
If he cares he should sit her down and explain why it's important to be more hygienic. It's unhealthy the way she's living, and honestly I wouldn't dump someone and leave some other poor sap to deal with their stench. Couples are supposed to help each other, right?
karen1991 15
Agreed. Am a girl and I wouldn't even date myself if I did that.
Synistiel 14
98- He could have for all you know.
7yzzFML 17
This is actually justified. Shouldnt be dating someone so odd...
tj4234 36
Personally I'd dump her for lack of hygiene.
cocacola999 27
I'm curious why she would do that. Taking a shower is hardly difficult or time-consuming. But having a sex life with someone like that... *shudders*
LittlestPrincess 21
Maybe this is a psychological problem. If so, then don't give up on her yet OP.
littlemoon23 7
Was just about to point that out #50. I have a friend who doesn't shower often and it's because he was molested while he was in the shower many times as a child. It's sad, but that is how the world is.
isallwaysme 27
I have a friend, we don't know why, but for some reason, he's terrified of water. Up to the point where he only showers once a week.
Ray_of_midnight 23
@50 yeah, I was gonna say, self-neglect is one symptom of clinical depression, or the depressive phase of bipolar disorder.
Dramori 29
Awesome name OP; I'd rather the hand than a manky GF too.
Meme1988 18
The ****?! Stop dating this ediot!
saIty 17
This may be the " I don't want to dump you and hurt your feelings so I'll make you dump me by being nasty".
Zimmington 21
Very possible, I didn't think of that. Wouldn't be the first time a woman tried to avoid confrontation. But OP Saud she does this "every so often" so I'm guessing she's just like that.
SneezyC 15
I bet it's all Dinkleberg's fault.
your_ma 27
That is super disgusting, never mind sex even being in the same room with her must be pretty unpleasant. I think this may be one of the very few times an ultimatum is totally acceptable and justified..
ant1078 7
You should get her the mother of all wipes... The Shamwow, can be used on anything including coke(not the white stuff) spills, cleaning cars, counters and occasionally, your stanky girlfriend!
RedPillSucks 33
She doesn't need the Shamwow. She needs the Shamholymfyoustank
RecklessJellyBea 7
Well. I would have hoped you've been holding out on her considering her state of hygiene. I can't imagine what it's like down there. I'd suggest giving her an ultimatum, because honestly, that's a bit disgusting and since you have obvious issues with it, maybe you two aren't cut out for eachother.
tllom 11
LOL! What? :o
EpicSquishii 21
You laughed before you understood the post? That's indicative of Dumb-Blonde syndrome. DBS for short. I specialize in DBS cases, here's my card. Call, and we'll discuss whether or not your insurance covers treatment. *hands over card* No, tllom! You don't chew on it!
21jason 9
49) here's my card for 60's pedo mustache syndrome
tllom 11
Lool! No I understood what was going on and just didn't understand why. Go find someone else to call dumb Blonde. ^_^
EpicSquishii 21
114- Fail. My 'stache incites rage and envy in hairless peons like yourself. I couldn't be a pedophile, as children can't handle the manly, mustachioed manliness that is me. Only REAL men can take the 'stache Also, if you're going to steal my joke, at least add something funny to it?
EpicSquishii 21
#10 Then, of course, your question should not have been "What", but "Why." I stand by my previous statement and am still offering treatment. It's a long and arduous task, but if I can save just one person...
tllom 11
Oh sorry I didn't realize that my life's purpose was live by your rules. Ill keep your card just incase ^_^
Irchell 17
Lol tllom is cute, wut?