Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her best friend have been in a contest to see who can go the longest without showering. They’ve just hit day 22. They smell so bad, I can’t stand to be in the same room with them anymore. I'm really about to dump her. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, my natural body odor has gotten so bad that despite wearing 20 swipes of men’s deodorant under each armpit and taking three showers a day with an entire bottle of body wash, I still smell like a cross between onions and hot garbage. I’m a woman. FML
Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML
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Ghostrui 31
They may need to see a doctor, as this could a medical issue.
Anderling 33
This is when you call a doctor to see if there’s an underlying issue of some sort. Diabetics can absolutely reek of acetone shortly before going into a coma, for example, or people with thyroid issues, or people with skin issues.
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Comments (6)
Ghostrui 31
They may need to see a doctor, as this could a medical issue.
RichardPencil 32
It's all in your head. The "stink" is what you think about her deep inside. What happened last week? Did you catch her bouncing on your brother's lap or something?
Iifa 7
This is a medical issue, most likely imbalance of hormones. Excessive showering and deodorants can make it worse. But can also be caused by body's reaction to laundry detergent, perfume, deodorant, shower gel or lotions. Either way it needs a medical attention. F her life
Anderling 33
This is when you call a doctor to see if there’s an underlying issue of some sort. Diabetics can absolutely reek of acetone shortly before going into a coma, for example, or people with thyroid issues, or people with skin issues.
Michael Sawyer 11
almost guarantee this is a medical issue.
Shzusuziq11 12
Are you sure she's using soap in the shower? Growing up, my mom couldn't figure out why my brother always stank. Here he was taking a shower, just not with soap. Otherwise, have her see a doctor