Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'd taken this girl I'd recently met through Facebook dating to my family cabin. Apparently, her hygiene wasn't that great, because she didn't shower all weekend. The entire 4-hour ride back to her house was miserable, as every time she opened up her legs it smelled like a dead rat. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her best friend have been in a contest to see who can go the longest without showering. They’ve just hit day 22. They smell so bad, I can’t stand to be in the same room with them anymore. I'm really about to dump her. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, it's been 2 weeks since I took my girlfriend to meet my friends, and they made her play a drinking game. A question she had to answer was about me and how she liked my hygiene, because her ex had terrible hygiene and never wiped his ass. Today she dumped me for him, so now to my friends I'm the guy who is lower than the skidmarks guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
If she doesn't care about hygiene, you should say "Bye, Jean!"
diraven 15
Does she chant "brains, brains" a lot? If so you might have a bigger problem.
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RichardPencil 32
If she doesn't care about hygiene, you should say "Bye, Jean!"
Brightside86 31
Tomorrow I'm expecting a new post...Today, I went down on my new girlfriend...mistakes were made, FML.
RichardPencil 32
Like that joke with the punch line: "Hey, that's what the last guy said!"
Charlie Given 28
she sounds like she's very depressed depending on whether or not you want to help her is up to you
Ambrily 27
Some people have really poor personal hygiene even if they aren't depressed. We can't assume things we don't know for sure. Either way, though, I agree that she needs help, at the very least to become a little more self aware.
legalgravethief 8
Yup my ex was the same, feel for you dude
diraven 15
Does she chant "brains, brains" a lot? If so you might have a bigger problem.
spinspinsugar 12
once or twice what? a week? a month? her whole life?
randybryant799 21
Why is she still your girlfriend? This confuses me.
randybryant799 21
I'm terribly confused as to why she's even your girlfriend.