Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Comments (193)
Bcfrmkc816 17
They will and do.
dovehigh 15
Its time for an ultimatum....either the stink goes or you do.
kirbybdj 2
You should act sexy, then invite her to join you in the shower for some fun time ( after she wash's of course ).
srogue74 5
WTF?!?!? why didnt anyone tell me this before? i coulda just been freaking using babywipes.
kirbybdj 2
You could tell her , hey you know when I find you your sexy'est right after you get out if the shower , you look so nice and natural.
infectedsense 15
I thought I was nasty for only showering 5 days out of 7...and yet this girl has a boyfriend and I am single? FML :(
MDNative 6
you gotta dump her excessively funky self
tehdarkness 21
I think she needs therapy.
gracie994 4
I would have dumped her by now if she was my girlfriend..
sirsamsalot 5
that's horribly disgusting. I'd literally not be okay with that....who knows how well she upkeeps the rest of her body.