Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
smells like ass
Gross, dude
Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML
uuuuugh
United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
jshibbz0993
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cheap and gross
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Anonymous
Monaco
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Top comments
ahabsfan 17
Tell him no sex because you don’t like to get wet. If you know what I mean.
Major_Haywire 7
He had to tell you? Couldn’t you smell him?
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Comments (10)
ahabsfan 17
Tell him no sex because you don’t like to get wet. If you know what I mean.
Major_Haywire 7
He had to tell you? Couldn’t you smell him?
raven_of_azarath 35
My guess is OP could tell and asked, and the bf told the reason.
Spencer Cookson 4
Guess he doesn't like having a girlfriend either
misswilwarin96 11
Ask him if he "doesn't like" being single.
123Puppy 33
Ew...
Sonotsuave 37
“Yeah and you’ll never make me wet either if you don’t get your personal hygiene under control.” Simple
Laurea Lindroos 8
I would tell him that’s a shame, then none of us will get wet. You know, being single is kind of nice 👌🏻
RJR 5
Bet he likes it when his **** is wet...
Peaches1914 13
Wait, what?