Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Comments (193)
braceinevitable 8
Sounds like it's time for you to trade that girl in...
ni0ve 9
dump her, she'll learn
patrick29 1
Is it wrong that this fml turned me on?
00Anon00 8
I knew a girl like that. Just used a damp wash cloth and put baby powder in her hair.
Wealthyparrot 9
Think of it this way, she'll never ask you do take her somewhere expensive. They wouldn't let her in anyway.
DCHCA 1
I had the same problem with my boyfriend and I told him I don't tolerate that AND no shower NO sex......I tell you he has his showers now..........better off talking to her and if that doesn't work......move on. Hygiene.is important
djxerxes9000 18
Dude thats rough, bet there are some fucken Dingle berries down in brown town.
schnitzel123 11
That's disgusting
Clove9990 9
I see a breakup coming along!!!
Calingaladha 21
It sounds like BEAST week in basic training.