Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Comments (193)
RedPillSucks 33
Give that hoe the hose.
meherm 11
I'm sorry but personal hygiene is definitely a biggie when it comes to a partner, you don't know what kind of bacteria they can pass onto you! Plus it's just plain gross!
seacadet 18
Hey, it works on field exercises or in Afghanistan! XD
Zebediabolical 45
Based on the reference to field exercises I'm pretty sure OP is referring to US and NATO troops in Afghanistan, not the Afghani people. Baby wipes have been used for bathing while in the field for decades. Calm the **** down.
Ceejay1 13
That is so nasty & a real big turn off.
skyeyez9 25
Apparently, it doesn't bother you that much as you are still with that nasty person. Summer will be here soon and with the temps rising, her body odor will be horrendous without daily showers.
witelitez 3
I actually heard its not healthy for your skin to take a shower everyday. Regardless though, three weeks is excessive, and I still take showers every day.
Zebediabolical 45
You put up with it, YDI. Manhandle her in there and turn on the water. It might ruin her iPhone or iPad, but she'll remember it the next time.
rogerover 19
I'm thinking "golden shower". Then maybe she will take a real shower.
souless19 1
wow that nasiated me
ilesuk 11
Time for a change and new girlfriend!! Gross!!!