Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Comments (193)
thatgirlincali 13
Please tell me she at least brushes her teeth.
ltaper11 20
Nah didn't you know baby whips hold you over
n4ture 20
I think it's time you find yourself a new girlfriend.
perdix 31
Some guys like that dirty "Earth Mama" motif, but if this is your FML, you ain't one of them. Find out where the local Anosmia support group meets and tell her to go trolling for dates there. Oh, during your breakup speech, if she calls you a "douche," please refrain from using the obvious zinger. It's just too easy.
LeesaLovesYou 6
Make her show, ew.
RedPillSucks 33
*er
pedinhuh 23
I keep asking why there are still people like that in the 21st century. How can you you even get laid with her? I don't even want to think of how her intimate parts are right now....
spottyblanket 8
Hose her down - that is nasty!
CheeseHater 23
Why would she do that? Where did she get her education? On the back of a cornflakes box?
karnnie 11
That's the way we do it in the military, of course we don't have running water when we do this... Maybe you could invite her to shower with you for a little "fun"
your_ma 27
This is a strange sentence. At least we know.. As if that's the bare minimum information you require from each story. "Today I accidentally ran over my own dog, FML" "Oh OP that sucks, but do you have down there..?".
AlexiAwesome 10
Haha ummm... No. Tell her that every once in a while you just need to find a new girlfriend....