Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Comments (193)
finch01 18
say something
perdix 31
#54, Smell something, say something.
asherm 15
Well maybe if she's stuck on a boat when de-salinator stops, yep you get used to wipes.... Otherwise, get her nasty ass in a shower
notsofriendly 17
I saw a TV episode about a woman who didn't shower either - she'd been sexually abused as a child and showering triggered memories of the trauma. Might want to make sure there's no deeper reason...
Raykyogrou03 12
Maybe she's practicing to be on the walking dead
rt567 15
she ratchet! but seriously FYl.
KLeePrice 11
For your information what? :P
still_guns 16
I'm sorry mate, but why the hell are you still with her? Tell her its disgusting and she must, I repeat, MUST wash at least twice a week, or you'll dump her. If she still doesn't do it, tell her she can stick that filthy **** of hers in a sewer.
Ameel_fml 19
Twice a week? I'd be aiming for at least once a day. She doesn't have to scrub everything like crazy, but washing those armpits and...uh...pubic area is a must.
LeeRed 15
Hose her down
Filthy_Animal 25
So... you dont have sex rigth?? al least with eachother...
alki_fml 5
time to move on before she infects you with fleas..
Jharrist89 12
Do you dress up like Scuba Steve before bedtime?