Pepe
France
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Collection
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
uuuuugh
United States
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
SingleStrongArm
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Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
umm yeah no!
Extreme dating
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Skids
Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Wowseriously
United States
Dumpster Fire Boyfriend
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Top comments
jgars575 0
if someone doesnt smell atrocious does it really matter how much they shower? the human body is never truly "clean" so if you feel clean enough and not gross or if you don't smell terrible i really don't think it matters how much you shower. personally, i shower usually once a day but it depends on many factors, mostly weather. if its a hot day and i sweat up a storm i'll prob shower more. if not, maybe only once a day. just saying, let people shower as much as you want the body will accumulate bacteria anyways. just don't smell and it should affect any other person what you do
poison29 0
showering every other day is fine. showering and washing your hair every day depletes your body of its natural oils
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Comments (115)
guesswho_fml 0
if she tells you that ... how often does she wash ... make you think .. ah!
thebeatles4891 1
Nice observation, Sherlock.
milena28_fml 0
lol!
MissSarcasm01 18
Can I just say, 9/10 times the goal in FML is to get many likes on a comment... Do you really think "lol!" On a different dumbfucked comment would even get you one?
Lotus_Eater 0
Ew.
mishel 0
#4 - OCD is when you're compelled to repeat *meaningless* actions.
sabrage 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you aren't showering daily, you sure as shit ain't clean. Find a woman who respects her body.
jmelsha11 11
Amen
SayPeanuts 29
You don't need to shower everyday to be clean, unless you live in a hot climate that causes you to sweat frequently or go to the gym daily.
kaimabeanhof 12
what the **** dumbass, showering every day is bad for your skin!!! what a ******* ********
deminemi 0
i agree with #4, but that only applies if you don't spend most of the day in the pool
kazziikitten666 0
erm no its not actually thanks c**t
Unidentifiable 0
you know.. showering isn't ever really a bad thing. I say do what you gotta do.
xMooMoox 0
Every two days #3? I hope you mean every other day by that. And really depending on where you live, what your days are like, what body size you are, how much/how easily you sweat you need to shower more. I live in Florida and if you go outside for more then 10 mins (in the summer) you start to sweat. In parts of Alaska the summer time average is around 70-80 so you probably need to shower less, unless say your a construction worker. If your 200 pounds you get hotter faster, If your 100 you stay cooler. So saying showering more then every two days is "OCD" is wrong and it wouldn't be OCD anyway. I sincerely hope you at least wash your face. And some people like to be cleaner then others. I shower everyday, it makes me feel better. And helps my skin as I moisturize every time I get out of the bath.
lottso88 4
I really dont think there is any fact behind "fat people get hot faster."
smartypants9 15
Actually, there is. It is faster for them to sweat/overheat, as it takes a lot more effort to do everyday things than a healthy person. Overweight people perspire at a faster rate. Ever wondered why fat people get so winded while using the stairs, etc.? Yeah.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I take a shower every night. Sometimes I just use soap and skip my hair though. What with preserving the natural oils and all. It's not because it's hot where I live, I just like the warmth of showers. I also like the clean feeling I get. Even if I'm not really all that dirty (I spend a day in school where a thousand sick kids are, so yes... That would be a good thing). But I /do/ have a tendency to wash my hands more than I need to in one day. o_O
anonymous_123_fml 0
#7 - "#4 - OCD is when you're compelled to repeat *meaningless* actions." You're halfway right. That's the "compulsive" part of obsessive compulsive disorder. the "obsessive" part of it can be related to something not being clean enough.
24788 7
That's rough.