Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
unknown
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ewwww, dude
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
FuckingDone
Enterprise, United States
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
smells like ass
Gross, dude
Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
worthless
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
Top comments
jtfrisch 22
Tell him you want sex in the shower
edward80 18
I bet by now, he smells like trash left out in the sun for days
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edward80 18
I bet by now, he smells like trash left out in the sun for days
wheresthesafety 31
Easy, withold sex until he does
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
that should already be implied. she'd probably get a bacterial infection
countryb_cth 38
I hope she has been. She probably would get an infection if she has sex with him
Chocherz 12
I agree. She could develop an infection from intercourse.
YourOpinionSucks 22
I feel so bad for you. I bet you can smell his ball-soup from across the room.
llamameAP 10
This comment made me gag and laught simultaneously.
WitEluded 13
Time to buy lots of scented candles and aerosol spray.
ohSNAPyall 27
Time to buy a hose.
thejonac 21
it's literally written on cans that aerosols and deodorants should NOT replace personal hygiene?
Miss_Whipped 43
Is there something you need to tell us, #65?
jtfrisch 22
Tell him you want sex in the shower
Murilirum 23
The ultimate request.
TheKingOfHearts 19
Wowie dats hawt
igg125 30
Why does he think he will lose his Manliness?
ohSNAPyall 27
The stench of manliness: Wherein OP is forced to choose between B.O. and Axe.
Murilirum 23
Tell him it's in a 500ml bottle on the shower shelf and he's actually been lacking it lately.
sgdigaetano 3
Oh my gosh, dump his sorry ass. It will only get worse as your relationship goes on.
stingray112 24
Shut the **** up
dabaerju 23
To #11: I really don't get this. If you were OP, would you dump his sorry ass just because he didn't take a shower? Breakups aren't the solution to everything. Grow up.
arrowgold 19
Definitely if he doesn't shower the stench will get worse as the relationship goes on.
Axel5238 29
Granted, though there may be other issues with his hygiene if he thinks showering washes off manliness. If someone neglects basic stuff like showering they are usually neglecting other things as well.
L4T1M3R 5
haha i clicked on this fml just to find the person submitting ridiculous "dating advice" and here they are lol
jbrabander 16
You mean ex-boyfriend, right?
AbtractAngela 17
*sigh*