Today, I got to watch how easy it is to break into my flat, after I locked myself out and went to my neighbour for help. He used a blunt pencil. FML
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mamaflower 23
Just so you know, I live in a council estate so I always figured my neighbour would be able to break in if he wanted. It was just a shocked to see how easy it was. And I can't change the locks with out going through a big pile of paper work and waiting for permission. So much hassle. Any way thanks for the funny comments =)
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TheDoctor10 28
You might want to invest in some better locks...
Sinistra_Blue 12
Still better than District 9 housing. Don't have to deal with as many aliens where you are, OP.
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shibeep 12
You know you're a redneck when...
areakiller525 9
You're
TheLittleBear 19
Nonsensical comment from #1 but I'm pretty sure his grammar was correct.
Wowxoxo 17
Grammar nazi fail...
purebliss_fml 19
In Australia, the equivalent to a redneck is called a bogan.
areakiller525 9
He edited it
TheCanucklehead 22
What the heck does opening a lock have to do with rednecks
Arrow44 10
'Murica
Volcan_fml 22
'Stralia.
l23VIVE 17
"muristralia
areakiller525 9
Watch out for him op
TheDoctor10 28
You might want to invest in some better locks...
Wowxoxo 17
The first step is knowing there is a problem, now go fix it!
AppleJuiceBox 10
Time to find a new locksmith. Or new neighbors.
InfantryMan7861 4
He'd be the first one I'd blame if something got stolen from my house.
noelasis94 18
Someone had to get the show on the road yea?
Olympiakos10 15
Jaaa....no.
DreamStatic 8
Time to invest in a couple deadbolts my friend.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Won't help if you're not home...
hcollins1 18
33, how do deadbolts not work when you're not home. Lock them when you leave, and when you're gone no one can get in. You don't have to keep the deadbolts company for them to work.
DreamStatic 8
33, Deadbolts have their own keyhole on the outside of the door, which means you lock them, along with your other locks, upon leaving and unlock them upon your return, it really is quite simple.
TheLittleBear 19
I'd get a sturdy lock fixed quick before anyone else figures this out.
Sacytrl 28
He's either really skilled in this area or you need to change your lock to something more secure. Wouldn't want your next FML to be about a break in now, would you?