Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Comments (193)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
As much as I agree that you don't need to shower everyday (as long as you have not exercised and keep your privates and armpits clean and shower at least every 2 days), this is simply gross. I can't even go one day without a shower and if I have to due to travelling, I feel so uncomfortable. You must really love her OP.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Her hair must be so greasy...
pinchepriscyla 9
Ask her to shower or.. run
frustratedcelt 18
I had a housemate who was similar. I will never forget the day that while I ran some errands she sat in my car, in the summer sun, with the window's closed. On my return the smell was so bad and I retched so hard I was physically sick. Being the polite person I am had to mumble some excuse about travel sickness. Thankfully my cohabiting experience ended not long after that.
sniken 14
tie her up and scrub her down and insist this'll be a regular procedure until she either shower once a day or leaves you.
FitzKnows 5
I don't understand how people go so long without showering if I go 2 days without showering I already feel disgusting
Zimmington 21
I actually know a girl like that. Not only her body but her apartment too. She can just live in the dirtiest environment. She also has a steady boyfriend living with her who doesn't seem to mind.
ozpunker 20
Mother of god... Why?
lollypop30001 19
That is just gross. The most I have gone with out a shower is three days top and cause I was really sick. I don't what to think about what she does when Aunt Flow come. How often does she change her underwear? I think time for a heart to heart. She need to change or you need to leave her.
loserman67 36
It must smell like low tide in the harbor around your place.