Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
Today, I was trying to compliment a colleague on her new hairstyle. I said, "I love how you did your hair today, it makes you look so mature!" She didn't take it as a compliment. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
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mariazzz 5
what a bitch!! Shes just jealous op!
danz123 7
Just tell her: 'And people with skills like yours shouldn't be wasted in a hairdresser's like thi-oh wait, you've got no skills so you belong here, my bad. :)'
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Comments (104)
Juliaa15 6
YDI for being ugly.
MrGold 0
Did you post this FMl Julia?
ugliness 6
oooooo burn XD
ijrnelson 0
I lol'ed at 1s comment, then read the replies, and now I've turned on her. you suck Julia! :p
magixx_fml 0
agreed. you're not funny, you're just a bitch.
aussie_gemini 5
call me stupid, but 32 I don't get it.
magixx_fml 0
yes but it looks like Juliaa describes herself as ugly on her profile... you'd think she'd be nicer or at least somewhat funny. ?
magixx_fml 0
I think 32 was responding to 13
insanesna1l 0
because 13 was responding to 1. dont worry op, i get told all the time i have ugly hair to go with my beautiful face
Shootamonkey3 0
32 - KURT COBAIN
sterlingarcher 1
who is Julia??
TroII 0
Julia is the 1st commentor's name.
dre_bro11 12
There's a lot of Aussies on this site now :) I like.
sterlingarcher 1
53..thanks :)
MissBunny25 0
17, I was going to say that! Juliaa, you have accomplished the feat of making yourself look like a dumbass! what are you going to do now? Go to dumbass land with the other FML tards? I thought so.
ILoveEggnog 7
Msbunny! You make both of me very happy.
5t3ff1k4h 45
57 - Your comments are so funny! I'm so happy to know that's what helped you climb to the top of the ladder, where you're now able to greet Julia in Dumb-ass Land. It must feel nice to be the hostess of the place. Congratulations!
veteranvoyce 2
don't listen to her, Bunny, I'm with you! 60 is just trying to live up to her strongly-worded, hard assed 'about me' info section she wrote..
shoecrazy 5
that's not nice
KleenexWaffle 3
Come on everyone, stop fighting with each other. We're supposed to be pointing and laughing at #1 for being a self centered conceited bitch! And OP for not getting plastic surgery before going for a haircut. A nip here, a tuck there, and you'll never have to have the low self esteem that results in you being ashamed of who you are and what you look like.
5t3ff1k4h 45
62 - That's my personality. It's just who I am, therefore I don't need to 'live up to it'. In all honesty, her comments are kind of dumb... but in any event I was half joking when I posted that.
lilblondefreak 6
what's YDI ? ? someone tell me(:
HappyCynic 0
77- "You deserve it"
MissBunny25 0
Thanks so much, 62 :) However, 71 is correct! I am the governess of Dumb Ass Land. If you build it, they will come.
PassTheDutch 0
I think 82 just won her fight.
robotiick 12
yea op dnt worry I'm just plain ugly so fml n fyl
mariazzz 5
what a bitch!! Shes just jealous op!
DjeePee 25
Sigh...if there's one thing that bothers me it's thinking that people who are mean to others are just jealous, whilst the only thing they are is mean.
mariazzz 5
there goes my trying to make OP feel better lol. Still what a bitchy hairdresser!!
docscientist 10
The whole "You're just jealous" bit is overplayed though.
Agiggleaday 0
It's not overplayed if its true
unfortunate_13 5
indeed 41, someone with perfect hair will not go and complain about other perfect hair being wasted. she's mean AND jealous.
woosah 16
hairdressers can be such bitches and they love starting gossip.... I bet she was jealous of her hair for sure and needed to say something and start shit. hair salons are nothing but gossip they thrive off of it.
brunettegurly 0
I love your photo mariazzz hahahaa
MissEmma_fml 22
Aww unlucky /:
laurabev 9
Wow o.o don't let it get to you OP :)
danz123 7
Just tell her: 'And people with skills like yours shouldn't be wasted in a hairdresser's like thi-oh wait, you've got no skills so you belong here, my bad. :)'
laurbear12 3
harsh
KVKdragon 26
great comeback :)
ijrnelson 0
but *after* she finishes cutting your hair :p
evillittleme 5
looks like tabatha needs to teach this mole hairdresser a lesson!
Iskaria 0
Good hairdressing does require skill tbh... I have really dodgy hair, a 'cows lick' thats part of a natural side parting, a double crown, and another 'cows lick' at the nape of my neck. Plus my hair's quite fine. -Most- hairdressers make a complete bollocks of it, with one side appearing shorter than the other even though it's not, or it being cut as though a middle parting, or it being cut too light at the back and it sticks out... However a good hairdresser can make it look great :D
mollyslips 13
25... you genius!
sarah48_fml 0
well at least you have great hair? :D
SeaChicken 0
Hey and you've got great teeth! Let it be.
thaney18 0
Donot listen to her.
kyanisaurus 0
donut!
SeaChicken 0
Om nom nom
MrGold 0
Nice rhyme. Did anyone catch that?
sourgirl101 29
I wish I had your magical eyes because I don't see it and I don't know why.(:
MrGold 0
Maybe you need some glasses. Here take mine "Hands over 3D glasses". Now do you see!!
sourgirl101 29
I'd rather you pass the blunt you're smoking 'cause I don't see it. ):
MrGold 0
No! You didn't put ins on this.
sourgirl101 29
But I do have a whole bottle of Jager! Maybe a trade is in order? *Shots Shots Shots Shots*(:
MrGold 0
Ok you got me. A toast and a puff!
Miss_Michaela 10
Yeah well, it's true. She is just jealous. Don't have her cut your hair, or do anything to it. In fact, make a formal complaint, and never have your hair done there again. :P
tammy0312 6
You could have complained and asked for a refund. I mean it's not like they like you anyway. And beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You'll find someone who appreciates you if you haven't already, and you'll realize the rest of the world doesn't matter. Until then YOUR opinion is the only one that matters, as long as it's not corrupted by outside sources. If so then you should get treatment for your self image issues.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Had a friend named Tammy once..