Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Comments (193)
anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8
Invest in a water pistol and hopefully she will get the message! Or you could go the adult way and talk to her but that's no fun!
Enslaved 38
When I first read this, I thought you were telling the OP to-- talk to her butt. :P
RedPillSucks 33
I would say don't go there, but..., don't go there.
confundo 7
I know that everyone says that a good personality should be the first thing you look for in your significant other, but you must be a pretty mentally ****** up person if you can sit in your own filth for a month. I can't even go a day without showering without feeling weird about it. There is no way she doesn't have any vaginal infections and not only that she clearly doesn't care about you otherwise she would be keeping her appearance and hygiene up. She needs to go bro.
frustratedcelt 18
Not to fight her corner as I think it is disgusting to go so long without showering, but technically it isn't until women start to use products (shower gel, soap etc) that the bodies own natural bacterial order is disrupted and can cause irritation and vaginal infections.
KLeePrice 11
Not to be rude 31 but I have never had soaps or body washes cause infection. Douches on the other hand do cause infection because it kills good and bad bacteria. I'm sure feces building up in her underwear will absolutely cause infections!
Synistiel 14
110- You're one person. Perhaps it doesn't affect you, or it is slowly destroying your pH balance. Also, it says she doesn't shower, not that she doesn't change or wipe her ass after ********.
KLeePrice 11
172- you are making assumptions as I did, and to be honest, I don't give a shit. Also, I've been using soaps and body wash for 27 years. If it was going to affect my pH balance, I'm sure it would have happened already.
confundo 7
You guys both make sound arguments. I just want to add that there are soaps out there for sensitive skin specifically made for avoiding yeast infections believe it or not. Some people had different bodies and don't have to worry about it but others who are prone to yeast infections or who want to prevent themselves from ever getting one, I suggest looking into it.
Nilorak 24
Eww
Nilorak 24
Hi.
Enslaved 38
Damn! How greasy is her hair? My scalp itches like crazy if I don't shampoo by the third or fourth day. :P
rhysfucker 24
She uses her hair to shine up OP's car tire sidewalls. Mmmm! Shiny!
cukiemunstaaaar 10
Now is the time to run after her with the garden hose.
badams92 5
That's pretty gross. Teach her to be hygienic OP
buckdharma 38
When she asks you to kiss her were it stinks, do you become confused?
buckdharma 38
where*
ShyAnn29 15
That is VERY gross, and unhealthy! OP you should say "Honey, you really need to shower, or I am leaving!" you also could take showers with her.
Mopmob02 18
That is a great idea, but this whole FML seems like something a wife would say about her husband. Looks like this is a plot twist!! But really, you should entice her by taking showers together. I can't imagine what sleeping in the same bed would be like.
mangoboy1 19
Oh that's nasty-Cleveland Brown
lashes_to_ashes 14
Does she at least wash her face and brush her teeth, though? Anyway technically the human body can be unwashed forever.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Interesting, does that make it not unhealthy and disgusting though?