Jharrist89

Mr Southern Michigan , 'Merica Baby! 36 years-old Single

Anonymous 20 March 2013, 17:38 Kalamazoo, United States

Today, I went out to Applebees with a girl I like and a group of friends. Someone asked if the girl and I were dating. She instantly replied with a bit of disgust "What? No way, never!" It would have been nice to know before paying for the last ten or so dates we went on. FML

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Leanne798 30 March 2013, 23:16 United States

Today, I boarded my first airplane flight. The girl on my right is sick, and the guy on my left says he gets extremely nauseous on flights. My earphones can't block out the panting and retching on either side of me. FML

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Anonymous 31 May 2013, 04:28 United States

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

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