Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
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RetailAvenger 4
1. You've learned an important lesson- obedience to authority will only get you punished worse. 2. Sue her for assault and battery. 3. If she tries it again, don't hold back.
Vesi 30
When I was in school, I would not hit first, but the second someone laid a hand on me, all bets were off. And I told my kids.. words? ignore them. Touch? I will absolutely support them beating the crap out of whoever laid a hand on them. if you are going to get punished anyway, make it well worth it.
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RetailAvenger 4
1. You've learned an important lesson- obedience to authority will only get you punished worse. 2. Sue her for assault and battery. 3. If she tries it again, don't hold back.
tiptoppc 21
I’ll be telling my kids, if they get bullied and have to throw a punch to end it, i’ll stand with them at the administration to scream at the school for hostile environments they encourage if they punish victims. If my kids become a bully, I’ll make sure there’s hell to pay on my kids. I don’t tolerate bullying, having been a victim myself. But I won’t let my kids become a target, nor become an inflicter on a target. No, i won’t beat them, there’s other ways to make their lives hell if they go that way.
Vesi 30
When I was in school, I would not hit first, but the second someone laid a hand on me, all bets were off. And I told my kids.. words? ignore them. Touch? I will absolutely support them beating the crap out of whoever laid a hand on them. if you are going to get punished anyway, make it well worth it.
mccuish 25
The girl must be from a rich family. I see this bullshit a lot in Korean dramas
Hailstorm92 12
That’s when you knock the hell out of her when you go back an tell them **** yall I didn’t do nothing last time got punished so I did the crime this time
reetuuw 3
Don’t be a pussy and freeze, like I used to dp, it doesn’t help at all
Billsonhamsen 17
Schools are often terrible places. I worked at an inner city school for just over a year. The part I was in was not bad compared to the rest of it but the level of sexual harassment was heinous. It is because parents are not involved enough with the kids lives and education. That's mostly all you need to get out of poverty. Take your education seriously. Oh and don't have a sex till you are married and avoid drugs/crimes. Those 3 things and you can almost guarantee you will not live in poverty here in America. They are all related but statistically it is no joke. If you are young and poor and reading this I just gave you the key to being rich. Rich compared to how you are now.