Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
lunarclips
Brandon, Canada
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Vombride
Not now!
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
ithinkicanmakeit
Edmonton, Canada
Fingers crossed
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Hurtingincanada
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Bride to be
Dayton, United States
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Top comments
Isabel312 0
just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.
traze 7
**** your life for real. You should get a butt plug.
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Comments (193)
angie97 0
my boyfriend of 5 years deleted me off Skype that's his way of saying I want to break up with you FML
luluq 0
you do know you're commenting on someone elses post, right?
jmayinc 3
#60...yea wtf? get ur own FML. matter of fact, don't even post that dumb shit.
awardZu 0
60, Go jump off a bridge.
SteelCladAngel 0
take some immodium ad or some other anti diarrheal medicine
Romanb10 0
Well someone is nervous
Lexi_Luvz_Ya 0
Wow, sucks! Congrats though!
Nicadeemis 4
that's horrible what wiil u do?
luluq 0
take a shot of apple cider vinegar it works every time!
aardvarkish 17
Not a good day for anal, I'm guessing.
itsalwaysYDI 0
oh I am sooo sorry! I'm getting married in November and I just hope that doesn't happen to me. hope your day got better! :)
zarden 0
I would hate to be the groom trying to get the garter with his teeth under there!
spanishfool 0
try apple cider vinegar.. and good luck.