Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
lunarclips
Brandon, Canada
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Vombride
Not now!
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
ithinkicanmakeit
Edmonton, Canada
Fingers crossed
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Hurtingincanada
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Bride to be
Dayton, United States
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Top comments
Isabel312 0
just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.
traze 7
**** your life for real. You should get a butt plug.
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CAPTmok 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
should postpone the wedding to later in the day or tomorrow possibly and find ANY possible solution
cnygard95 12
its very hard to move a wedding date
HeavyMetalViking 0
Chocolate rain, some stay dry while others feel the pain. Chocolate rain, always ***** your life and leaves a stain.
kevinfenchak 0
haha classic
jamjelly386 5
that was great haha
persianjr1 7
haha. Very clever.
Clouded_Rhino 0
OHMAHGAH
drcnes 4
shove a cork up there FYL
HeavyMetalViking 0
Patience, if OP is the bride, the groom will be doing that to her tonight.
CateXOX 0
I first read "cork" as "****". 38 made even more sense that way.
DeLpHe3zY 7
hahahaha this guy
DeLpHe3zY 7
maybe its a sign
ohSNAPyall 27
You give me that funny feeling in my tummy...
you_failed 15
Ah maaan! D: FYL OP! I hope your wedding goes well! :) Best of luck! :D
whosechairisthat 0
lucky groom!
kingtz 6
Yeah, lucky him. Especially if he had some wedding night anal in mind.
khaya 9
If you're the bride, that dress is pretty much ******.
wisericky 12
speak your vows on the toilet.
macskapingvin 0
Via live HD video link. With subtitles. And 3D effects!
llCHR15ll 0
and 7.1 surround sound with a beefy sub for that lil' extra rumble
xXSillyLoveXx 0
That's a shitty situation. Y'all are gonna say my comment was crappy, but don't be so anal about it. Chill out, go with the flow.