Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML
Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML
Today, I've realized that I have two modes: Constipated, or ultra explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, days before my graduation, I got sick with a virus, so I had constant vomit and incontinence. To receive my diploma, I had to wear a diaper and spend the whole graduation drinking electrolytes. FML
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML
Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML
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Top comments
Cian_1 28
Just carry a bucket under your graduation robe ;)
Wizardo 34
Just put some wheels on a toilet and take it with you ;)
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Comments (21)
Cian_1 28
Just carry a bucket under your graduation robe ;)
Wizardo 34
Just put some wheels on a toilet and take it with you ;)
Welshite 40
You just described my dream scooter.
aGMAELSTR0M 10
It's ok, OP. I'd rather spend a day on a throne than a few fleeting seconds on stage, too ;)
KeatonHanson 28
Congratulations on your graduation, mine was a few days ago and it was phenomenal, I'm sure yours will be great too.
slingerslasher 24
" ;) "
hkhan24 23
Yeah there's no solution to that. Unlucky dude..
Bunnyluver 20
I drink this Meta stuff that you stir into water and in about an hour it works! Probably no use to you now, but hopefully it helps in the future.
jimeple 12
Imodium
Qandol 26
Time to wear Adult size Diaper, when it smell, give the people next you a dirty Look, so this way the blame is on them.
morgan_fffff 7
Some nice Pepto bismol may help
pokkrz 8
Personally, I'd say "Great movie, isn't it?" Wait for them to reply then notice who said it.