Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
lunarclips
Brandon, Canada
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Vombride
Not now!
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
ithinkicanmakeit
Edmonton, Canada
Fingers crossed
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Hurtingincanada
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Bride to be
Dayton, United States
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Top comments
Isabel312 0
just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.
traze 7
**** your life for real. You should get a butt plug.
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Comments (193)
metman97 4
it's just nerves chill out once it's over their will be none and you can go enjoy the party and the night
eag05 0
- watch what u eat next time idiot
RockstarRN 10
Maybe that's a sign!
Yreffoeg 0
Should probs be getting some pepto bismol instead of posting this.
jackiemoonthepro 5
well I guess that someone's in the shit
RKD 23
Pepto time! Guzzle it and hope it plugs you up!
YummiGummi 0
that... SUCKS!!!!! :((((((
Monii_Harlz 11
just make sure u don't leave trade marks on ya dress 0.o and get one of those pull ups and change every now and then I think u cud manage to get away with it ;)
lekiat 0
I had that the morning of my wedding. it's just nerves. it went away hours before my wedding
KickItHigh 32
Why do they deserve it? Because they're getting married?