Vombride
Not now!
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Bride to be
Dayton, United States
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
ithinkicanmakeit
Edmonton, Canada
Fingers crossed
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
LoveSick
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Anonymous
Bachelor party
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Top comments
red6joker 8
imodium will help stop all of that.
DrSamba1 8
I feel your pain. I went through that for most of my honeymoon.
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
That's great! With all the weight you're losing, you'll look great in your dress!
red6joker 8
imodium will help stop all of that.
Michael Sawyer 11
I am almost positive that it is just nerves and anxiety that are getting to you. take some pepto and do some deep breath exercises and it should help you settle a little bit. Congratulations on the wedding and I really hope that you and your new husbands special day goes off without any problems.
Chazzster 32
I assume you are either nervous or have the flu (bad timing!) Either way, hopefully it should pass soon. When my wife and I got married, my wife cried so much she wound up with a stye in her eye. She was sad because her parents had died years before and weren’t there to see our wedding. I felt bad because my bride was crying so much before the wedding. She explained why and that helped. So please do explain to your husband to be, why you are so affected.
flagbitch 8
I'm so sorry for the loss.
DrSamba1 8
I feel your pain. I went through that for most of my honeymoon.
rainbowdonnareed 18
I hope all went well congratulations